With our very own Tasha selflessly hurling herself into the soft play area that is Can’t Touch This, we’re more or less obliged to examine the traumatic game shows untroubled by Health & Safety regulations that inspired them.
Continue reading “Les Dennis & our part in his downfall”
Tanya Bardsley is a “hormonal psychopath”.
Her words, not mine. I would never be so presumptuous.
Continue reading “RHOC: The Rise of the ‘Hormonal Psychopath’”
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Now I’ve never met Lucy Watson, but I know one thing for sure; she hates people talking about her relationship. So when Stephanie started spilling all the tea to Jamie, I knew exactly where this episode was going. And then when she continued it with Tiff, Hurricane Watson was never going to be far away.
In fact this episode was a major fail for Chelsea’s second favourite Yank – Alik is obviously first.
Continue reading “Made in Chelsea: What. What? What!”
Given the budget cuts the BBC can’t afford the travel involved in Total Wipeout, so they’ve rented a children’s ball pit and made sure Zoe Ball earns her retaininer by sticking her in the presenter role alongside Diversity’s Ashley Banjo.
Continue reading “Can’t Touch This: More MC’s Hapless than MC Hammer”
I’ve scoured the papers, you know, and I can’t find any evidence whatsoever of the terrible crime that broke out in Cheshire’s beauty salons over recent months. Not a single news agency -British or international – is carrying the story of how a gang of renegade lunatics liberated a box of scrubs from the Biffa bin outside a hospital and, disguised as medical professionals, injected melted car tyres into the faces of several women in the local area.
Continue reading “Real Housewives of Cheshire: Currant Brain”
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