Disturbingly, this is not the most frightening image you will see in this post. Image via tumblr.
We’re worried about Vicky from Geordie Shore, readers.
Don’t panic, she hasn’t undergone a personality bypass or anything. As we all know, Vicky’s behaviour does not inspire pity in normal people as much as uncontrollable violence directed towards the TV, but she has recently fallen under the spell of a known offender and Stockholm Syndrome is setting in.
Ricci, who has several warrants outstanding with the Fashion Police, has, through a system of ab exposure, short bursts of sex and incoherent screaming, tricked Vicky into thinking marrying him will be a good idea.
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