Note how the cast’s reactions to the new boys’ genitalia offer a subtle hint as to the nature of their future relationships.
Bored? Lonely? Suicidal?
We are. That’s why we watch this shite.
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Disturbingly, this is not the most frightening image you will see in this post. Image via tumblr.
We’re worried about Vicky from Geordie Shore, readers.
Don’t panic, she hasn’t undergone a personality bypass or anything. As we all know, Vicky’s behaviour does not inspire pity in normal people as much as uncontrollable violence directed towards the TV, but she has recently fallen under the spell of a known offender and Stockholm Syndrome is setting in.
Ricci, who has several warrants outstanding with the Fashion Police, has, through a system of ab exposure, short bursts of sex and incoherent screaming, tricked Vicky into thinking marrying him will be a good idea.
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Of course he bloody did! What were you expecting?! Image via geordieshoreonline.
We reckon Cancun Chris is a deeply evil man, Shorz fans.
In fact, we love the idea like we gave birth to it.
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You might think you are above watching appalling trash such as this, but a true intellectual knows that ALL information about one’s fellow man is valuable.
To date, no one has managed to prove or indeed put forth any evidence to support the validity of that assertion, but no matter. These people have in excess of 3m Twitter followers between them. They’re taking over the world.
This will help you communicate with them until you work out an escape plan.
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Entertainment for the masses, 21st Century style.
Like Dancing On Ice, ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here’ is one of the few celebrity based game shows that brings with it the very real and thrilling possibility of abject peril. Wanting to see someone you’ve been nursing a special hatred for get savagely attacked by a poisonous animal or have their fingers sliced off on an ice rink while Philip Schofield looks on in horror are perfectly natural human desires, and we should consider ourselves fortunate that so many celebrities are willing to hurl themselves into the fray for our entertainment.
‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here’ starts on Sunday. Here are some exciting things to look out for, just in case you missed last year’s highlight.
Anyone know how Fatima Whitbread’s doing, by the way?
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