I hate to start a post with a negative, but Brian Dowling is a bit rubbish.
Tanya Bardsley is a “hormonal psychopath”.
Her words, not mine. I would never be so presumptuous.
I’ve scoured the papers, you know, and I can’t find any evidence whatsoever of the terrible crime that broke out in Cheshire’s beauty salons over recent months. Not a single news agency -British or international – is carrying the story of how a gang of renegade lunatics liberated a box of scrubs from the Biffa bin outside a hospital and, disguised as medical professionals, injected melted car tyres into the faces of several women in the local area.