I can’t keep up with the Chelsea lot. Who fancies who, who’s slept with who and who wants to sleep with whom.
I mean is bloody hard to keep up when these lot swap partners like the rest of us swap lipsticks. So to recap…
Francis has been hooking up with Toff, but he had a date with Olivia and they have a connection.
Jamie is worth Frankie, but being the little scamp that he is, he thought it was cool to share his bed with two girls who aren’t his girlfriend.
Alex is no longer with Nicola after dumping her via text, before sleeping with Liv days later. Neither of them wants a repeat performance but it appears as if he thought it was acceptable to flirt with Frankie. Yep, the girlfriend of his ‘best bois’.
And Louise isn’t single but she isn’t with Alik, but she’s dating her personal trainer, but she was also flirting with the French graffiti artist. The personal trainer is is coming to visit her, but so is Alike.
Ollie has realised that he is very and he’s dating a cutie who is, well, very cute.
Sam and Tiff are happy and loved up and Jess is playing fashion guru / relationship advisor to everyone.
I think that’s it, and I think that’s all. I could be wrong, because I’m hella confused!
If you are too, the next episode is on Monday at 10pm on its usual channel, E4.
Maybe by then I would’ve figured out what the hell is going on, coz right now I have zero idea.